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Palzfurreva: When I'm trying to sleep, all I hear is "whooo! whoo! who cooks for you? I'm a bird! WHOOOOOOO"
Aveline: "who cooks for you?"
Aveline: that's a Spotted Owl, then
Palzfurreva: That's what they say.
VivaLaVida: Who cooks for you? O_o
Aveline: Spotted Owls are pretty. :3 and not nearly as annoying
Palzfurreva: MY MUM.
VivaLaVida: My mum cooks for me.
VivaLaVida: SNAP
Aveline: "who cooks for you" is what the mating call of a Spotted Owl sounds like.
Aveline: Google it, it's pretty cool
Palzfurreva: The spotted owl outside... is trying to get it on...
Palzfurreva: While I sleep.
Aveline: bahahaha
Aveline: yes.
Palzfurreva: I hate the outdoors.
Aveline: but the outdoors loves you~
Palzfurreva: Doing all sorts of nasty stuff while I'm trying to get my beauty sleep.
Rexii: if it loves us soo much why dont it come indoors
Aveline: Barn Owls are cooler than you, anyway
Aveline: because your house is ugly, Rex.
Rexii: mmmhhh tanks -.-'
Rexii: *thanks
Aveline: nature is a very scrupulous designer!
Aveline: your colour scheme is totally off. D:
Palzfurreva: Viva, join in and tell us about the ferocious wild hedgehogs of your native land.
VivaLaVida: My old dog called Cromwell tried to eat a hedgehog once.
Palzfurreva: I bet he didn't feel so cromwell after.... -badum tsss-
VivaLaVida: *silence*
Aveline: *serious rimshot* :|
Palzfurreva: I can't stop laughing >
VivaLaVida: Cromwell is dead now.
Palzfurreva: You can have Cody. He's a beagle. :3
VivaLaVida: So he's not so cromwell... D:
Aveline: ANYWHO. ....hehe....whoo....hooo. like an owl.....i'm done now.
VivaLaVida: XDDDDD
VivaLaVida: whooooo
Palzfurreva: Who cooks for you?
VivaLaVida: MY MUM
Palzfurreva: Ave.
Palzfurreva: Ave cooks for me.
Aveline: stop trying to get with me, Palz, i told you no.
VivaLaVida: An owl cooks for you?
Palzfurreva: But I called the special call for you, Ave
Palzfurreva: WHOO
Palzfurreva: WHOO
Cmele: how much do foals cost
Palzfurreva: WHO cooks for YOOU
Aveline: it's a bad idea, Viv, owls aren't the best cooks.
Aveline: i said no, Palz! D:
Palzfurreva: Dangert.
VivaLaVida: *is dying of laughter*
Palzfurreva: Better try the frog call.
Palzfurreva: It's deep. Deep. Knee-deep. Knee-deep. Better go 'round.
Aveline: ooh, attractive.

Additional fun with Apa:
Palzfurreva: Miss Kennedy.
KreativePoison: *glares*
Palzfurreva: :3
Palzfurreva: Elicia darling, -snooty voice- will you put the pot on for tea?
KreativePoison: yup
KreativePoison: ima bite you Palz
Palzfurreva: Miss Kennedy! First lady! Would you mind sharing a few words?
KreativePoison: ... you do know palz that John F kennedy is my great uncle
Palzfurreva: He dead.
Palzfurreva: BOOM headshot.
KreativePoison: yup he is but hes my great uncle or somthing like that
Palzfurreva: I'm a bad American.