A Lovely Story

MysteriousMe: Okay ORDER is Me, Gothic, Viva, Palz, and Casino :) AND GO --- SHe
GothicTundra: Had
VivaLaVida: a
Palzfurreva: polke-dotted
Palzfurreva: *polka
Casino: dog
MysteriousMe: that
GothicTundra: liked
VivaLaVida: pie.
Palzfurreva: He
Casino: went
MysteriousMe: to
GothicTundra: the
VivaLaVida: vets
Palzfurreva: for )
Casino: a
MysteriousMe: check
GothicTundra: up
Palzfurreva: side note- there are two old women on TV having a catfight]
MysteriousMe: (cool cool)
VivaLaVida: (full stop?)
MysteriousMe: (Viva your turn. :P )
VivaLaVida: Unfortunately
Palzfurreva: pie
MysteriousMe: mayonaise
GothicTundra: which
VivaLaVida: poisoned
Palzfurreva: his
Casino: heart
MysteriousMe: with
Palzfurreva: this is depressing]
MysteriousMe: (it is...)
TAG!! GothicTundra is now it! (tagged by Palzfurreva)
GothicTundra: fatness.
GothicTundra: no idea what to say XD]
VivaLaVida: Although
Palzfurreva: mayonnaise (4 here)
Palzfurreva: [Is mayonnaise an instrument?]
GothicTundra: -gigglesnort-
Casino: poisined
MysteriousMe: fish
GothicTundra: which
VivaLaVida: tooted
Palzfurreva: uncontrollably
Casino: and
MysteriousMe: threw
GothicTundra: the
VivaLaVida: nasty
Palzfurreva: esophagus
Casino: up.
MysteriousMe: But, this was okay.
GothicTundra: The dog has survived.
VivaLaVida: And, because the dog survived, the fish survived, which made the old granny happy.
Palzfurreva: Now the old women are painting eachother blue.
Casino: They all went to the park.
MysteriousMe: There, they threw green and purple striped apples at a wall to make a painting.
GothicTundra: The painting portrayed the legendary prophecy, which they worshiped and had waited for for years.
VivaLaVida: But, oh noes, a Star Wars storm trooper came crashing through the wall!!!111??!@@#
Palzfurreva: He tore off his helmet to reveal that he was really a young Ray Liotta, and swept Palz off her feet and carried her away to heaven with Whoopi Goldberg.
MysteriousMe: Whoopi Goldberg decided to slap Palz, and then sat on Ray Liotta and asked for a pony for Christmas.
GothicTundra: Ray was outraged by Whoopi's rubbish behaviour. He replaced his stormtrooper helmet and skipped off to planet Lorch.
VivaLaVida: Whoopi decided to pay a visit to Santa and ask for a pony, but Santa had unfortunately had a change of career and is now a chav sitting in a bus stop.
Palzfurreva: Where he was beaten up by a gang from Manchester and sat under a sprig of mistletoe for all the goats to lick as they passed by.
Casino: Unfortonately, one of he goats decided to start eating him.
MysteriousMe: Santa didn't notice the goats and licked the frozen pole, where he got his tongue stuck.
GothicTundra: His holy tongue was forever bound to the wreched pole.
VivaLaVida: He tried to call someone for help, but he couldn't talk because his tongue was stuck!
Palzfurreva: He willed his external spirit to release itself from his body, upon which it swirled up into the sky and danced with the snowflakes.
Casino: On its way down with the snowflakes, someone walking found it.
MysteriousMe: "CASPER?!" cried the child. "You gained weight. O.o"
GothicTundra: The child suddenly found himself pondering why he could see a ghost/spirit. He realized that this was terribly frightening and ran all the way to Little Red Riding Hood's facilities.
VivaLaVida: Sadly, Little Red Riding Hood had already been eaten by the wolf.
MysteriousMe: The child started running and flailing in circles, he didn't know what to do.
GothicTundra: In the midst of his terrible confusion and fright, he ran strait into a magical platypus-bear with pink horns and purple wings.
VivaLaVida: What a coincidence, here comes a ninja bunneh!
MysteriousMe: The ninja bunneh attacked the magical platypus-bear with pink horns and purple wings and killed it, or so he thought.
(side track) GothicTundra: bloody connection.
Palzfurreva: Sophos has somehow managed to gain an English accent, while residing in the middle of America.
MysteriousMe: indeed. xD
Palzfurreva: And when I say the middle, I mean like, smack dab in the nowheres.
GothicTundra: -dances wildly in small hut-
(back to story)
GothicTundra: Sophos flailed wildy in her little hut in the middle of nowhere. The monsters in her head had told her that it was destiny to live there.
MysteriousMe: And that, kids, is how I met your mother. :P